{"product_id":"candle-holy-shit-you-bought-a-house","title":"Candle — \"Holy Shit You Bought a House\"","description":"Celebrate the wild, thrilling moment of homeownership with a hand-poured soy candle that speaks truth and brings cozy atmosphere. Made from 100% natural soy wax and a cotton eco-wick, this 9 oz candle fills a room with clean, lasting fragrance—choose from warm Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, Fresh Balsam, Sea Breeze, Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, Pink Grapefruit, Eucalyptus Lavender Herb, or an unscented option for gentle mood lighting. The clear glass jar and reusable white lid fit into modern, minimal decor; once the wax is gone, the vessel cleans up beautifully and becomes a jar for plants, utensils, or keepsakes. Each candle is crafted in the USA from globally sourced parts and meets ASTM safety standards, offering 50–60 hours of burn time and a small, honest label that captures the moment: “HOLY SHIT YOU BOUGHT A HOUSE.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% natural soy wax, hand-poured from USA-farmed soybeans\u003cbr\u003e- 9 oz jar (7.5 oz wax) with 50–60 hours average burn time\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton eco-wick and non-toxic, phthalate-free fragrance\u003cbr\u003e- Clear reusable glass vessel with white lid—clean and repurpose after use\u003cbr\u003e- Multiple scent options plus unscented; assembled in the USA and ASTM-compliant\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1\/4\" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1\/2\" of wax remaining.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Comfort Spice \/ One size","offer_id":42705806983235,"sku":"30096463356454795264","price":20.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/4762\/2723\/files\/6282459249640401795_2048.jpg?v=1765788035","url":"https:\/\/candleexpressions.com\/products\/candle-holy-shit-you-bought-a-house","provider":"Candle Expressions ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}